Today I went running.
Here was the plan:
1. Get out of bed where my stomach cramps had left me curled in a ball for an hour after lunch. Source yet unknown but seems to be plaguing both myself and Lilly.
2. Go find whoever was going to pick up the new landscaping intern at the crossroads and ask politely if they could please pick me up on their way back from the bus stop so I could run in one direction.
3. Leave my warm clothes behind, because CLEARLY, I was going running. No need for warm clothes.
4. Arrive back at my house in approximately 35 minutes refreshed, exercised, and warm.
Here is what actually happened:
1. Alarm goes off at 3:42pm at which I run to the bathroom for one last ditch effort to calm my stomach. (hopefully that isn't too much detail) Leave Lilly sitting in the chair in the corner in much worse shape stomach wise than I (hopefully she feels better soon!).
2. Trapse over to the office at ask Isabel, the office manager, who is going to pick up the new intern. She informs me that it is Paolo Martinez (do I know him?) and I just need to go find him. After asking around for him, turns out I DO know him and he is standing approximately 100 feet from me. Excellent. Now on to the spanish conversation in which I think I have worked everything out perfectly that I will leave in 10 minutes and then after he has picked up new intern boy at the crossroads, he will pick me up on the way back. I head back to my room to drop off my warm warm puffy down jacket (this will be significant later) and head out on my stomachstillslightlyflippingupsidedown run.
3. 13.5 minutes later I pass my usual 15 minute turn around spot... excellent... going well... stomach well in control and am starting to get used to the dry climate and fact that my nose is just not going to stop running no matter how good I get at snot rockets. I keep going. Hit the 30 minute mark. Great. I slow to a walk and start to feel a slight rain which feels nice on my hot skin. No worries because it's 5:00 and Paolo should be coming back soon from the crossroads since the bus is never later than 4:45. HAH.
4. 5:05... rain increasing. Figure I should probably start running again to stay warm since Paolo is probably around the nearest corner.
5. 5:10... still running. Rain seems to be subsiding? Get passed by 3 workers from the lodge (Juan Carlos, Pablo, and one more). Juan Carlos seems to think running is hilarious and has chosen this particular red faced, hat askew moment in my life to take pictures on his camera phone which I respond to by making silly faces... regretting later that this may be the only image of me that he takes away from my 4 months here. Crazy white girl image. Check. In a moment of insanity, I choose to decline a ride back to the estancia, convinced that Paolo is coming at any moment to continue running down the road to nowhere.
6. 5:15... ok. I have reached the 8 kilometer mark. Close to the crossroads (maybe 2 or 3 more kilometers?). It is now sleet raining and coming down hard. My choice of attire, capri running pants, a tank top, and a practically sheer long sleeve t-shirt are getting soaked through and I stop in my tracks contemplating that not only am I in the middle of Patagonia where there is probably a puma watching me from a tree close by (yay!) and a million guanacos on the constant brink of a stampede (away from you, of course) but I am now wet, it's close to dark time, I have been running AWAY from warm building for 45 minutes. This is the part where I turn around.
7. 5:20. Very wet. Very cold. Very much hoping that Pablo and Juan Carlos will find something calling them inside of their hearts and turn their car around to come back and get me. This does not happen. Where the heck is Paolo.
8. 5:25. Sadness sets in. I start to run very fast back towards the estancia. I figure the quicker I get it over with, the faster I'll be warm again and sitting wrapped up in my very much missed down jacket. Then, miracle of all miracles... Sebastian, an estancia worker who passed me what feels like many moons ago for what I thought was a trip into town, comes careening down the road, gravel flying in all directions. Knight in shining armor? Hardly. But couldn't have been happier to spend the next 20 minutes driving back to the estancias learning that not only did the landscaping intern not show up on the bus but that I am a "gringa loca" and that his hysterical (and granted, appropriate) laughter seems to be adding to steaming up the car's interior on top of my steaming clothing.
Dramatic moment closed. Now I am sitting here showered, warm, looking out on the valley... maybe everyone will show up tomorrow?
Dinner time!